Sunday, September 14, 2008

Its never a dull day when you have a hookah in your hand

Just some random thoughts with the ongoing ISA bull crap in Malaysia, I decided to come up with mah own ISA Act.

Intentional Shesha Act (Self Afflicted Advisor Warning) Only applies to the Male Species … When women do it.. Its always HOT.

Article 1 Section A
How to know your sheesha has achieved its optimum level.

1) Babes surround you !
2) You begin to hallucinate
3) You feel like flying
4) You suddenly had bigger balls to take on the other guy who was staring at your girlfriend.
5) You are the MAN!
6) You make others look Gay and Gay men look towards you. (not a good one)
7) You will know how to SPELL TESTOSTERONE backwards and forwards.
8) You feel like an orgasmic puddle of love awaiting its metamorphosis to burst open.
9) You don’t feel like washing your mouth for weeks.
10) You Absolutely had no idea where you had your hookah and how you got home!

Disclaimer.We at Arabain Shisha Nights will not take responsibility if your adhere or follow any of the above buller crap ranting statements that you may consider facts, which are nothing more than one of your friends who most probably spiked your sheshsa with some Mary Jane.